"Your opinions suck and your face is ugly"

Let's kick this thing off by getting the obvious out of the way: how much my opinions suck, and how ugly my face is.

Regarding the face: absolutely true. Epic poems have been written about the hideousness of my face. As for how this fact relates to my opinions, I suggest you read this.

I would also like to state for the record that I am a hypocrite, so you can leave that off when you neckbeards start attacking me.

As for my opinions, and how much they suck, here's a picture of how much I care:

The Angry Developer is angry. I'm tired of the gross incompetence of the IT industry (that includes FOSS), its continuing need for bullshit technology no-one needs; its insistence on Design-By-Comity standards that make you want to claw your eyeballs out. I'm tired of Synergy and the leverage thereof. I'm tired of shitty coders blaming each other for problems while nothing gets fixed. I'm tired of Lisp, Javascript, PHP and NoSQL.

I've been programming for twenty years and I still don't know shit about programming. So like the rest of the Internet that doesn't have a clue, I assume that also entitles me to spew my bullshit thoughts all over you.

And that's what I'll do here. If you don't like it, you can fuck off.